I thought I was inventing a new genre with Doritos fan fiction (though I use the word “fiction” loosely because the comics are largely autobiographical). But it turns out there are others.
After doing some research, I’ve discovered that I am the third tallest active Doritos fan fiction writer in the continental United States. Granted there aren’t too many Doritos fan fiction writers and most of them are quite short, about 5’1″ to 5’3″.
With a late growth spurt, I could become the second tallest, but that’s the best I can hope for because the tallest author is 6’11″ and used to play for the Phoenix Suns.
An unrelated comic:
