Terrible Town

A Christmas Story

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Jeff Foxworthy in the Post-Nuclear World

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Barack Obama

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Pirates

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Lost in Translation

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Diet Coke

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Urban Outfitters

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Living in Los Angeles

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I thought I was inventing a new genre with Doritos fan fiction (though I use the word “fiction” loosely because the comics are largely autobiographical). But it turns out there are others.

After doing some research, I’ve discovered that I am the third tallest active Doritos fan fiction writer in the continental United States. Granted there aren’t too many Doritos fan fiction writers and most of them are quite short, about 5’1″ to 5’3″.

With a late growth spurt, I could become the second tallest, but that’s the best I can hope for because the tallest author is 6’11″ and used to play for the Phoenix Suns.

An unrelated comic:

Think Outside the Bun

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Underground Railroad

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Trading Spaces

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Wooden Children

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The Lumberjack

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All-Time Quarterback

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Whopper Wrapper

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Emilio Estevez

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Coach Flavor

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Problems

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Segway

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Mental Breakdown

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Enchanted Stone

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More Flavor Begins His Quest

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Beehive

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More Flavor: The Inciting Incident

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Handicap Accessible

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Encounter with an Ex-Girlfriend

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Sex Ed

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More Flavor: The Exposition

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What Teens Think About

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What Grown-ups Think About

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Pick-up Lines in the Age of Robotic Women

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Coupon

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Will You Go to the Dance With Me?

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A comic about ?

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Another Movie I’m Going to Make One Day

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Transsexuals

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Women

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Avant-garde 2

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ATF

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Instructional Signs

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PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DISTRIBUTING COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA TO THE MONKEYS

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CONTEMPLATING PHILOSOPHICAL QUANDRIES WHILE IN THE STADIUM

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FORNICATING IN THE ELEVATOR

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THINKING ABOUT OCTAGONS WHILE ABOARD THE PLANE

Raised by Wolves

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The Planet Where I Live

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Where I went when I died

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Bats

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Trouble Talking to Girls

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Tanpocalypse

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You Are What You Eat Part 2

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You are What You Eat

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WWJD?

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Unicorns with Machine Guns

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Tombstone

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I Get in Trouble a Lot at School

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The Human Race 2025

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I Never Feel Lonely

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I Can Never Meet Girls I Like

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Telescope Owners

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Talent Show

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Superman

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Superbagel Theory

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Summer Job

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Reality TV Show Ideas

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Smoke

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Shot Out of a Canon

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Sarah’s Pregnant

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Running for Congress

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Ring of Fire

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The Real World: Congo

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Profiles in Success

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iPhone Man

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Political Cartoon

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A Movie I’m going to make someday

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No Smoking

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No Luck With Love

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My Girlfriend

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Meat Ned

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Meat is Murder

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Math Joke

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Married Life

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Map of the US

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This is my Room

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Low-Fat Diet Pills

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Losing Weight

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Keep Your Teeth Clean

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Job Interview

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Jimmy’s Pot Killed Everybody…Again

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Jimmy’s Pot Killed Everybody

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American Idol

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Ice Cream Truck

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How I Like my Women

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Hot Dog Eating Contest 2: Revenge of the Hot Dog

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Hot Dog Eating Contest

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Home Alone

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Herbaphobiaphoriaphobia

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Hate Box

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Good Dog

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My Giraffe’s Neck

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Freud

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Freshman

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Frat Party 2026

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Frat Party 2025

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Frat Parties

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Fluffy Dogs

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Fish Reasons 84-87

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Fish Reasons

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Existentialism

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Devo

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Coldplay

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Coffin-Pinata Mix-Up!

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Clouds

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Chaos Theory Terrorism

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Based on a Tabloid I Saw

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Bros

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Billy’s Robot Brain

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Big Bagel Theory

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Abducted by Aliens

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Become a Mentor

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Bear Meat

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Avant-Garde

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Animated in Asia

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Alcohol-Paraphernalia Man

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The Frog Prince 2

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The Frog Prince 1

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2 Cool 4 School

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Terrible Town

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