Author Archives: pat

A Christmas Story

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Jeff Foxworthy in the Post-Nuclear World

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Barack Obama

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Pirates

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Lost in Translation

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Diet Coke

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Urban Outfitters

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Living in Los Angeles

I thought I was inventing a new genre with Doritos fan fiction (though I use the word “fiction” loosely because the comics are largely autobiographical). But it turns out there are others.  After doing some research, I’ve discovered that I am the third tallest active Doritos fan fiction writer in the continental United States. Granted [...]

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Think Outside the Bun

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Underground Railroad

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