
– Ok, so this next ad is about how frustrated young models use your product and then enjoy sexual success
The honeymoon period is over.

– I could only fit the first hundred in my wallet. I carry the other four hundred in my underwear.

– “Ever feel like you need to pee…”

– Could anyone tell me what next quarter’s projected spending is? Yes of course…that would be boogers in my nose.

– Yay! It’s my last day at work!

– Yay! It’s my last day at work

– Yay! It’s my last day at work

– Mostly at work I kneel on my chair and turn around and around. The coworkers should find it funnier but the important this is I entertain myself.

– Ned! What the hell are you doing! Obsession turns to addiction when caught at work searching for aluminum can tabs.