Ex-Bones

Tattooed on my Knuckles

Nedsferatu — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:00:08 +0000

<3 P M S

The MPAA

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:00:07 +0000

I heard that chick flick was rated rawr.

Logic

Nedsferatu — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:00:23 +0000

A does not affect B from P’ing on A

Buffet

Nedsferatu — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:00:30 +0000

buffet is french for chinese food.

Lesbians

Nedsferatu — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:00:54 +0000

That’s like throwing a hallway down a hallway!

Themos

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:00:59 +0000

can I borrow your thermos?

Drawings as bad as the jokes

Nedsferatu — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:00:50 +0000

…and these are my kids bob and suzy

Ow my glasses!

Nedsferatu — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:00:36 +0000

Ow my glasses!

Art Critics

Nedsferatu — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:00:47 +0000

Yes…I think it really speaks to the defense contractor in all of us.

Match dot com

Nedsferatu — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:00:03 +0000

I got more singles than match.com

World’s Best

Nedsferatu — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:00:03 +0000

World’s Best Coffee Mug Store!

Singles

Nedsferatu — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:00:12 +0000

I carry like a thousand singles on me at all times.

Golden Touch Urinal Supply Co.

Nedsferatu — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:00:08 +0000

Golden Touch Urinal Supply Co.

Sensei

Nedsferatu — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:00:06 +0000

Women think I’m sensei-tive.

Unicorns

Nedsferatu — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:00:10 +0000

Reading Trees

Nedsferatu — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:00:21 +0000

Save paper! Teach a tree to read!

Heels

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:00:06 +0000

Replace us!

Perfume

Nedsferatu — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:00:08 +0000

Men believe breasts naturally taste of rubbing alcohol

Pepper and Pearl Header

Nedsferatu — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:00:22 +0000

(test for Pepper and Pearl header)

Ex-Bones presents Pepper & and Mini Fish

Bruce for Pepper and Pearl

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:00:59 +0000

(test for Bruce of Pepper and Pearl)

Bruce

Orbital Breakup

Nedsferatu — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:41 +0000

It’s ok…I always sort of knew it wouldn’t work out. See, he was a Orbital I (1) person and I have always been more of a Orbital II (2) person myself.

Oh Please 2

Nedsferatu — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:00:02 +0000

Don’t sweat it, I’ll be as easy as pulling a shark scale off a dachshund

Oh Please 1

Nedsferatu — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:00:52 +0000

Oh please, that’s as easy as making pancakes on a hottray.

Pure Misogyny

Nedsferatu — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:00:05 +0000

Bring Me Mah Poems Woman!

Bringing Symphony Back

Nedsferatu — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:00:09 +0000

Justin Timberlake is bringing symphony back!

Jibba Jabba

Nedsferatu — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:00:01 +0000

Jibba Jabba, it’s what you ain’t got time for!

Pushups

Nedsferatu — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:00:36 +0000

Whenever I feel bad, I hug myself, and my guns comfort me.

Pearl Erection

Nedsferatu — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:00:21 +0000

(A test for pearl)

Oh no! I think I have an erection.

Billy Ocean

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:00:27 +0000

Billy Ocean “Chinese Firedrill”

Get Outta My Car, Get Into My Car

More Updates

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:45:25 +0000

Hi Y’all! Going to start up bi-weekly updates…which will be Wednesdays and Fridays…I’ve just decided. Be sure to sign up for the RSS Feed to stay up to date on all the fresh content on ex-bones.com.

So says Nedsferatu

The Original’s New Home

Nedsferatu — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:51:59 +0000

Ex-Bones the cartoon has found a new home.

Update:

All the ex-bones content has been migrated. Expect some new cartoons in the near future.

news 2007-05-01

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 May 2007 17:42:50 +0000

happy may day. today there is a new dada picture book up on ex-bones called Ex-bones & Tyme. it is another collaboration project with Justynn Tyme.

All State

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:26:40 +0000

– Insurance Like a good neighbor we won’t walk around your building naked

bitches

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:24:32 +0000

– Dude, that bitch has sweet erogenous zones One time the force of my ejaculation killed a bitch

TP

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:22:39 +0000

– New! From Chantelle *tushy squeeze* feel the breeze! 100x Absorbant

renovations

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:21:02 +0000

grace under pressure

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:18:14 +0000

– Grace under pressure Oh Pressure!

news 2007-03-25

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:41:47 +0000

it has been a while but there is lots of new content up on ex-bones. there are five new drawings and a whole new series of drawings called Head Speaker Kashi Box. HSKB is a collaboration between myself and Justynn Tyme of DaDa Yow!. it is sort of a dada story book. that’s all for now…folks.

college town

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:59:30 +0000

– I know I live in a college town because when it rains everywhere I go smells like urine

thought bubble

Nedsferatu — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:57:38 +0000

– Is this thought bubble really neccessary?

stache

Nedsferatu — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:54:12 +0000

– Cafe hey you with the esspress mustache, time to go.

anti-smoking campaign

Nedsferatu — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:51:13 +0000

– Smoke Free Don’t Smoke because it is sooo delicious!

advertising

Nedsferatu — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:48:53 +0000

– Ok, so this next ad is about how frustrated young models use your product and then enjoy sexual success

banner ad cookies

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:46:28 +0000

– Oh denied! Delicious cookies Accept Deny

thanks a mill

Nedsferatu — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:44:47 +0000

– Thank you one million!

Good-friends Idol

Nedsferatu — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:43:16 +0000

– You suck! Oh fuck you! Ok my turn!

rawhide!

Nedsferatu — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:41:04 +0000

– Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’

push pull marketing

Nedsferatu — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:38:37 +0000

– Mace Eye Care 1 Hour Glasses

mirror in the bathroom

Nedsferatu — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:34:09 +0000

– I got caught again at work today making funny faces at myself in the bathroom mirror

party animal II

Nedsferatu — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:33:28 +0000

party animal I

Nedsferatu — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:31:30 +0000

commando line

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:26:52 +0000

– nedsferatu@ex-bones$ commandonline -1337
Password:
…welcome
nedsferatu@ex-bones$ grep awesomeness / | ex-bones.com
nedsferatu@ex-bones$ lynx ex-bones.com

the pick up line, the lie

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 19:25:01 +0000

– About last night…I didn’t really like your shoes.

Kelis

Nedsferatu — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:23:28 +0000

– Thank you! Uh…this next one is about yards and boys coming together through the power of my milkshake.

sexy hot

Nedsferatu — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:21:57 +0000

– Vulcans do it logically

a summertime PSA

Nedsferatu — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:19:07 +0000

– Friends are often more afraid of you than you are of them

new on def jam

Nedsferatu — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:35:19 +0000

– Psycho-Kriller

toilet partitions saved my life

Nedsferatu — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:33:50 +0000

– Shit! He locked it. We’re not very good hitmen are we.

the cage

Nedsferatu — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:31:48 +0000

click for larger image

point/counter-point II

Nedsferatu — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:29:55 +0000

– Point Counter-Point Poop is the gateway poop!

point/counter-point I

Nedsferatu — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:27:26 +0000

– Point Counter-point Poop is the gateway profanity.

for you, cable guy

Nedsferatu — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:25:32 +0000

– She call me Mr. Comcastic

lard a mercy

Nedsferatu — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:24:08 +0000

– Jah zombie originale

sneeze

Nedsferatu — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:22:43 +0000

– Hachu! oh whatever

arrested

Nedsferatu — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 18:20:59 +0000

– Officer, is that a agent of brutal state oppression or are you just happy to see me?

the new song I wrote by Devo

Nedsferatu — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:18:47 +0000

no relish action?

– I can’t get no samichfaction

drinkin’

Nedsferatu — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:17:14 +0000

– Where people be drinkin’ People be drunkin’

Snoop

Nedsferatu — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:16:09 +0000

– Drop it like it’s hot

ben folds

Nedsferatu — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:13:39 +0000

– 6am day after quaaludes I sit around and poop a lot

news 2006-06-22

Nedsferatu — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:40:54 +0000

EMAIL LIST: I set up a email updates service called Danzig on the Corpses Ashes. Sign up on the miscellaneous page. I have been sending ex-bones related emails to buddies of mine for a while now and thought i’d open it up to everybody. They’ll be approximately every other week and contain links and other funny stuff.

Hello Moto 10

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:17:18 +0000

– Moto VDKA

Hello Moto 9

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:16:09 +0000

– Moto STFU

Hello Moto 8

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:14:29 +0000

– Ow! I get it! they’re thin! Moto SLVR

Hello Moto 7

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:13:12 +0000

– Ahhah! Moto RAZR

Hello Moto 6

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:11:11 +0000

– Moto PRZL

Hello Moto 5

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:10:03 +0000

– Moto PMPL

Hello Moto 4

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:08:40 +0000

– Moto MHWK

Hello Moto 3

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:06:45 +0000

– Moto KLGN

Hello Moto 2

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:05:19 +0000

– Moto HLMT

Hello Moto 1

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:04:13 +0000

– Moto DLDO

Hello Moto 0

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:01:28 +0000

– Moto BRGR

news 2006-06-20

Nedsferatu — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:40:08 +0000

Tomorrow will be the release of an entire series of drawings (other series include: at the office, the bat wing series and the cast series). This will make up for three months of no new ex-bones by overloading your system and putting you into an ex-bones coma.

Market Anarchy bat

Nedsferatu — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:11:44 +0000

clubbin’

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:09:08 +0000

– I hate it when I come home from the club and my ashtray smells like an ashtray

news 2006-06-16

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:39:32 +0000

New drawings will be going up over the next few weeks (check for updates every monday, wednesday and friday) and if i’m feeling fancy I may put some new merchandise

Congratulations Mr. Cruise!

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 18:06:49 +0000

– If I were a thetan I would get the hell out of tom cruise. Let’s go to the zoo

immigrant

Nedsferatu — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:05:18 +0000

– Oh my god! I’m so relieved! He’s not in a cult, he’s just an immigrant

lunch time

Nedsferatu — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:04:01 +0000

– Oh it’s on Mr. Sammich!

threedollars dot com

Nedsferatu — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:02:35 +0000

– I made $3 on the internet

in Chicago, it’s the EL

Nedsferatu — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:00:36 +0000

– Not new: Sleeping on the subway New: Drool

childhood trauma

Nedsferatu — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 17:58:38 +0000

it’s alive

Nedsferatu — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:48:50 +0000

click for animation

lord dog, a super hero

Nedsferatu — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:53:32 +0000

– Dog of power dog of might

a valentine’s day truffle

Nedsferatu — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:51:08 +0000

– It may be our day of holocaust but we find peace and justice in knowing just how fattening we are.

peeking in my monitor

Nedsferatu — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 17:46:08 +0000

– When you look through your screen at me like that, I tell you everything

my first business cards 2

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:43:16 +0000

The honeymoon period is over.

– I could only fit the first hundred in my wallet. I carry the other four hundred in my underwear.

my first business cards

Nedsferatu — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 17:41:31 +0000

– So that’s what I do.

a tender moment

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:39:30 +0000

– I am a delicate being

happy easter!

Nedsferatu — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:37:43 +0000

– Fuck eggs

diss

Nedsferatu — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:22:43 +0000

– Heyo!

finding the gay gene

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:19:29 +0000

– Hi Guys!

plumbing

Nedsferatu — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:17:58 +0000

– Water pressure 1 me 0

riding the subway

Nedsferatu — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:14:30 +0000

– Subway car hugging zone #374-6C

news 2006-01-18

Nedsferatu — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:38:56 +0000

New Drawings begin next week. They must be good since they took me three months to draw.

news 2006-01-16

Nedsferatu — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:37:30 +0000

You May Have Noticed the lack of updates in the past few months. I stopped drawing new comics slightly before ex-bones turned 1 years old. In a surprising twist, the traffic to the site has been increasing dramatically since then. A few drawings have been making their rounds of MySpace and LiveJournal. Because of people stealing my bandwidth without crediting the site, I recently added “ex-bones.com” to all of the images. Ex-Bones has always been a very personal project for me. Can you expect more drawings in the future? That is definite. Will there be regular postings in the future? If I knew, I’d tell you. Thanks for the support.

breakfast cereal

Nedsferatu — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 13:12:33 +0000

– I am going to get inside you! Museli

top five lists

Nedsferatu — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:11:05 +0000

– Top five things to do right now: 5.

cowboys

Nedsferatu — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:07:55 +0000

– and they call me “crazy-guy-in-the-afternoon”!

stand up

Nedsferatu — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:52:35 +0000

– haha that stand-up comic is sooo outrageous!

news 2005-10-13

Nedsferatu — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:36:38 +0000

Hiatus. Sorry for the lack of ex-bones this week. The recent lack of consistency is mostly do to the lack of an ex-bones scanner. Drawings will resume tomorrow.

J-Kwon

Nedsferatu — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:49:02 +0000

ex-bones is behind the times. a nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you, J-Kwon

– Nur body in da club goin’ home

knowledge is power

Nedsferatu — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:45:53 +0000

– Knowledge is power Circuvalate Papillae Papillae Bitter Salty Sour Sweet

fine wine

Nedsferatu — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:43:27 +0000

– Annual Premiere Fine Wine Tasting The World’s 5,000 Finest Wines $1,500 per person $10 Bong Rental

products that should have been

Nedsferatu — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:40:17 +0000

– Schlitz Canned Whiskey 12oz.

oppossum takes an early lead

Nedsferatu — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:33:34 +0000

– Scared to death me 2 opossum 0

got mustache

Nedsferatu — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:37:57 +0000

– Cafe Hey you with the esspresso mustache, time to go.

news 2005-09-26

Nedsferatu — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:35:43 +0000

TARDY. today’s drawing was late. the next week and a half will not be. buy a shirt.

this just in

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:01:21 +0000

– The world’s two most deadliest poops are smelly

pet shop

Nedsferatu — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:59:56 +0000

– Pet Shop It’s cute but does it poop…and how much

i eat a lot

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:58:05 +0000

– 1. Shelf 2. Belly

hardware

Nedsferatu — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 22:55:31 +0000

– While you are here! Do you need?! Caulk?! Hardware Store

hurt feelings

Nedsferatu — Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:53:39 +0000

pazooka bob

Nedsferatu — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:49:12 +0000

– Pazooka Bob & Company Meanwhile: Why so glum, pazooka bob? Last week, my grandma went to doggy heaven

jackie chan

Nedsferatu — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 22:45:48 +0000

– You think you’re a big man, Jackie Chan. I twist your arm so hard it come off

bitter woman on plane (III)

Nedsferatu — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:41:21 +0000

– You know, those are just going to die and so is she!

news 2005-09-01

Nedsferatu — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:34:32 +0000

Links: Both Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and Cow Punch (both featured in the links section) are updating again.

Air Force Museum (II)

Nedsferatu — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:38:17 +0000

– Airplane museum now with 70% more plane kebabs

news 2005-08-31

Nedsferatu — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:31:51 +0000

Ex-Bones: now with 100% more Plane Kebabs.

trip to ohio (I)

Nedsferatu — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:35:56 +0000

– Ohio: Why wouldn’t you have a pontoon boat factory in the middle of a cornfield

now a message from our tucan

Nedsferatu — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:32:39 +0000

– You can too

news 2005-08-24

Nedsferatu — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:30:16 +0000

Movie: The First Ex-Bones Movie: “Last of Cast” is available today. Just a warning: the sound level is very high. Consider yourself warned.

Last of Cast

Nedsferatu — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:47:55 +0000

Last of Cast Movie
Warning: very loud

fine dining

Nedsferatu — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 22:30:42 +0000

– I ate at so many fine restaurants yesterday, I don’t even know which one gave me food poisoning.

Belly Button Bunnies

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 22:28:25 +0000

– Get Tested

news 2005-08-19

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 17:29:19 +0000

Store: exciting news for Ex-bones Merchandise. I just opened an Ex-bones Spreadshirt Store, which means more designs, more sizes, more colors, all for a good price. Go to the new store directly or go to the merchandise section for a link.

trip to the museum

Nedsferatu — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 22:25:33 +0000

– chat black, nessy pass?!

news 2005-08-17

Nedsferatu — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 17:28:29 +0000

Trip to Museum

pursue your dreams

Nedsferatu — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 22:10:21 +0000

– Crutches free, I can finally realize my dream of revolving doors on the beach

news 2005-08-15

Nedsferatu — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 16:34:57 +0000

New Art: I’ve added a three layer stencil i did a few months ago of capt. murphy to the other images section on the miscellaneous page

smelly foot

Nedsferatu — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 22:07:46 +0000

– It would be great if we could use the air conditioner keep that smelly foot out the window!

mended

Nedsferatu — Wed, 10 Aug 2005 22:06:27 +0000

on the phone

Nedsferatu — Tue, 09 Aug 2005 22:51:09 +0000

– “Ever feel like you need to pee…”

reality tv

Nedsferatu — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 21:56:50 +0000

final elimination

– I choose you, Donovan! You have made me the happiest man here tonight

self storage

Nedsferatu — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 21:54:28 +0000

– Look into self storage!

news 2005-08-08

Nedsferatu — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 16:32:40 +0000

Head on over to Whispered Apologies and check out the Ryan North/Ex-Bones collaboration: It Was Some Party!.

spider butt

Nedsferatu — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 21:52:30 +0000

news 2005-08-02

Nedsferatu — Tue, 02 Aug 2005 16:31:36 +0000

greetings sportsfans! i would be remiss if i did share with you the art of Laurie Lipton.

professionalism

Nedsferatu — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:50:22 +0000

– Could anyone tell me what next quarter’s projected spending is? Yes of course…that would be boogers in my nose.

terrible tales of the uninteresting

Nedsferatu — Fri, 29 Jul 2005 21:48:38 +0000

– I have a lot to tell you! Yay!

get it off

Nedsferatu — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 01:27:54 +0000

– Not so funny anymore

news 2005-07-27

Nedsferatu — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:30:42 +0000

Ex-Bones Updates: there are some neat new things on ex-bones these days: (as you can see,upper right) you can now search for drawings and news items. You can search by keywords or date or title or even the text in the drawing. Another new feature is an RSS feed containing up-to-date ex-bones drawing and news updates. If you are not familiar with RSS yet, look into it. It is an exciting way to see when your favorite sites/blogs/comics are updating. If you are using Firefox, take advantage of the live RSS bookmarking feature: simply look for and click the orange icon in the lower right-hand corner of the browser and follow instructions to make a bookmark. This bookmark now contains and updates the update information sent out by that site via RSS. so set up your ex-bones aggregation today.

some intimate advice

Nedsferatu — Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:46:35 +0000

– Don’t name me you perv

not like real feet

Nedsferatu — Sat, 23 Jul 2005 01:26:40 +0000

– non weight baring

inappropriate jokes

Nedsferatu — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 21:44:51 +0000

– You have got to be kidding me Yes, I am

news 2005-07-20

Nedsferatu — Wed, 20 Jul 2005 16:29:56 +0000

new site redesign featuring: semantic markup, decreased dependance on specific browsers, and modular css. also, new content in miscellaneous.

instant karma

Nedsferatu — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 20:33:13 +0000

– Goddamn I Told you blasphemous speech bubbles come with smote

cast taunts

Nedsferatu — Sat, 16 Jul 2005 01:25:38 +0000

– Use me as a weapon…I dare you.

crutches

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:28:27 +0000

news 2005-07-13

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Jul 2005 16:28:11 +0000

please enjoy some small site wide improvements for increased sexiness. if you are not using firefox now is a good time to start. there are many reasons why you should but the site Browse Happy is a good starting point for an explanation.

cast holds nothing back

Nedsferatu — Tue, 12 Jul 2005 01:24:19 +0000

– I’m gonna take you down, Bitch!

cast gives some background information

Nedsferatu — Sat, 09 Jul 2005 01:23:00 +0000

– I’m actually light blue

Doctor Bear

Nedsferatu — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 20:25:33 +0000

– Dr. Bear medicine bear

damn cast II

Nedsferatu — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:21:59 +0000

– Hydrophobiaaa

news 2005-07-06

Nedsferatu — Wed, 06 Jul 2005 16:27:32 +0000

there will be four updates this week because i am feeling fancy. thank you for your attention.

vibrating razor blades

Nedsferatu — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 20:21:08 +0000

– Vibrating razor blades!

news 2005-07-05

Nedsferatu — Tue, 05 Jul 2005 16:26:22 +0000

welcome to the tuesday where everyone has a case of the mondays. It was a busy weekend at ex-bones despite the lack of new drawings: everytime you visit ex-bones the content you come here to enjoy is served to you dynamically for maximum…stuff. Also, starting slowly to add different art of mine to the miscellaneous section.
Another thing is two of my favorite strips that I link to on the miscellaneous page have sadly stopped updating regularly. The archived material is still great and recommended reading. Also added two new links.
I can be seen modeling the ex-bones spider t-shirt (from muggins’)
at the ex-bones’ store. They look great and are advertisement free.
If you see someone crossing the street using crutches, stop for him rather than try to run him over. OR HER.

feed me

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 01:19:59 +0000

– Feeed meee daytime television

damn cast

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Jul 2005 01:18:55 +0000

– Ich meee

news 2005-06-30

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 16:25:45 +0000

Double the pleasure
double the fun
it’s a statement of the great mint
in doublemint gum

in an awesome world

Nedsferatu — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 20:18:14 +0000

– Candy corn! Ew, no! I’m a health nut.

news 2005-06-28

Nedsferatu — Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:24:40 +0000

Apologies for late or sporatic postings due to recent medical injuries. Themed drawings to follow. Keeping you on your toes while I can’t be on your toes.

clouds

Nedsferatu — Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:16:13 +0000

click for larger image

call me

Nedsferatu — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:11:28 +0000

(“HEY PICK UP! ARING RING!”)

news 2005-06-21

Nedsferatu — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 16:23:49 +0000

first day of summer

you’re fired

Nedsferatu — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:03:27 +0000

– You fired! Damn you, ice cube tray of doom!

news 2005-06-20

Nedsferatu — Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:21:13 +0000

I CANNOT ANSWER YOU TONIGHT IN SMALL PORTIONS
by Richard Brautigan

I cannot answer you tonight in small portions.
Torn apart by stormy love’s gate, I float
like a phantom facedown in a well where
the cold dark water reflects vague half-built
stars

and trades all our affection, touching, sleeping
together for tribunal distance standing like
a drowning train just beyond a pile of Eskimo
skeletons.

cruisin’

Nedsferatu — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 19:53:28 +0000

– Haha

feet

Nedsferatu — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 19:52:03 +0000

– I can’t seem to find my feet anywhere!

fish

Nedsferatu — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 19:50:58 +0000

beast of unspeakable grueling terror 2

Nedsferatu — Fri, 10 Jun 2005 19:45:34 +0000

– I ate all your chocolate! …I’m sorry I forgot you are lactose intolerant.

boobs

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 19:44:10 +0000

– sometimes, I grow boobs.

news 2005-06-08

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 16:20:32 +0000

Ex-bones is currently in the process of moving to a new server-home and appologizes in advance for any errors you may recieve in the couple of weeks. The good news is this new home is larger and more fun and the owners don’t even care if we use our outdoor voices indoors.

beast of unspeakable grueling terror

Nedsferatu — Mon, 06 Jun 2005 19:41:21 +0000

– I’m coming for you! …and I’m bringing chocolate.

theater

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 19:38:27 +0000

– Tales from the crypt 12:00, 4:30, 7:00, 10:00, midnight Boo! Oh be nice!

news 2005-06-03

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:19:37 +0000

Ex-bones was updated again today to now include, among other things, a new miscelaneous page. As you also may have noticed parts of the navigation bar are now underlined; this works like regular menu navigation in Windows: alt + s (+ Enter in IE) will bring you to the new miscellaneous page where you can read more about it.

gums

Nedsferatu — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 19:35:14 +0000

– I can’t feel my gums

the 11 o’clock news

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 May 2005 19:32:59 +0000

– Go to bed already!

the iCert

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 May 2005 19:30:53 +0000

– iCertainlyHopeSo

my typical conversations

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 May 2005 19:28:44 +0000

– What’s up? Not Much Okbye

stress

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 May 2005 19:26:31 +0000

– I hate you, ice-cube-tray of doom.

news 2005-05-27

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 May 2005 16:18:22 +0000

It’s my birthday and i’ll post three pictures if i want to
post three pictures if i want to
post three pictures if i want to
you’d post three pictures too if it happened to you.
…
So, gentle reader, since before i can remember my birthday has been on may.28th. However, this year everyone decided my birthday was may.26th. WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED. “happy birthday, congrats! it’s a big one, huh!? so you have big plans for tonight!?” I don’t have the heart to correct everybody in the office … and my grandparents. But then the lies spread, “Oh yeah, I am really going to throw it down tonight!” (i’m working a five hour shift at the library) “I’m going to party so hard I’ll think it’s saturday and it’s my birthday which it is…”
The year of two birthdays is definitely less overwhelming once the initial confusion and self doubt subsided.

big game hunting

Nedsferatu — Wed, 25 May 2005 19:22:10 +0000

– If you can’t bring the city to the big game hunting, I say bring the big game hunting to the city.

banana guilt

Nedsferatu — Mon, 23 May 2005 19:19:33 +0000

– Noooo00000 Banana guilt has brought me to my knees yet again.

mini golf

Nedsferatu — Fri, 20 May 2005 19:16:57 +0000

– Dood, this game rocks …

news 2005-05-19

Nedsferatu — Thu, 19 May 2005 16:17:05 +0000

ex-bones expanding. two new pages to enjoy with one more on the way within a week or so. also a reminder that you will find a new drawing here every monday, wednesday, and friday. Also today Google has found ex-bones, more than two months after Yahoo! did.

couple

Nedsferatu — Wed, 18 May 2005 19:14:35 +0000

importance of undead punctuality

Nedsferatu — Mon, 16 May 2005 18:43:27 +0000

– Hurry! or we’ll miss the 4:30 showing

news 2005-05-16

Nedsferatu — Mon, 16 May 2005 16:15:58 +0000

Look for Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Updates. Some exciting developments on the way soon.

matinee

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:32:11 +0000

– dood, this movie sucks dood, this movie rocks

hangover

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:30:45 +0000

where angels fly

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:29:07 +0000

– Most angels live in outer space

cinco de mayo

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:26:08 +0000

– Happy cinco de mayo. Ex-Bones’ officical holida, and by extension the nations.

muggins’

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:23:12 +0000

Z.S.D.

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:21:05 +0000

– Z.S.D. Zombie Seasonal Depression is a serious condition “I wish I was dead”

basketball hats

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:19:24 +0000

– What happened to my basketball? We made hats!

fine family dining

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:18:01 +0000

– Sea World (R) “Delicious” TM

library job

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:16:16 +0000

– Greetings nerds! Go home! Working at the library last call comes at 11:45pm

bookend braces

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:13:50 +0000

– Those with bookteeth can’t read on lunchbreak because they are illiterate.

teeth bat

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:12:42 +0000

fire walker

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:11:19 +0000

– my feet hurt

the showcase showdown

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 18:06:44 +0000

– Woot, Sir Wootcelot vs. St. Happenin

cross-country skiing

Nedsferatu — Sun, 01 May 2005 17:54:48 +0000

– Holy Poop! It’s moose shit

news 2005-04-07

Nedsferatu — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 16:14:03 +0000

I am considering sending out e-mails when there are updates rather than keeping to a schedule; if you would like to be on the list, send your e-mail address to me at: .
There is no longer a “news” page.
Updated DOCTYPE to be XHTML 1.1 compliant…just blazing a trail to the future that’s all.

news 2005-02-07

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Feb 2005 16:12:31 +0000

new home. where’s my scanner.

“hey you, are you a scanner?”

new plan: monthly or bi-monthly updates. also click info above for old news.

television

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:52:57 +0000

– TV has taught me that it has taught me nothing

square circle

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:51:45 +0000

– square circle

volcano1

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:50:42 +0000

– I’m a volcano

volcano2

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:49:28 +0000

– I’m a volcano

valentine

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:48:19 +0000

– Happy Valentine’s Day!

lobster lovin’

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:47:01 +0000

(or lovin’ lobster)

rock out

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:45:18 +0000

– Rocking out with your caulking out

college ruled

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:43:50 +0000

– Oh no! Lined paper!

king of the couch

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:41:04 +0000

– Sofa king on top!

bear

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:36:06 +0000

with great celerity

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:34:03 +0000

– Celery is the fastest in the animal kingdom

stomach sleeper

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:32:34 +0000

– I am even a clandestine sleeper.

muy caliente

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:31:25 +0000

– Chili lights parka

rainy day downtown

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:30:05 +0000

six flags

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:27:15 +0000

(I miss my superwoman)

– Good Times

cheeks

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:28:45 +0000

– Yay! Now my cheeks can see!

men with goatees

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:26:32 +0000

– Hello vagina face!

women with goatees

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:16:19 +0000

– There is a saying that a woman’s lips are a reflection of her vagina. Dave thinks if this were true we would see many more bearded ladies…

apartment troubles

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:09:01 +0000

– One of these damn days I will commit domicide

early ex-bones logo

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:30:34 +0000

news 2005-01-28

Nedsferatu — Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:11:43 +0000

Buy me a scanner! people in this lab hate me.

news 2005-01-26

Nedsferatu — Wed, 26 Jan 2005 16:10:47 +0000

Today we go standards compliant and get two w3c site tattoos. neat. New set of drawings: “at the office.” More coming.

news 2005-01-20

Nedsferatu — Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:07:15 +0000

The november date below is kinda bunk but I was certainly drawing then so I’ll let it stand for now. I did tell it it should watch itself. So I do these little drawings and they mostly aren’t that great. People I’ve shown them to humor me, so here they are. yawn.

news 2004-11-23

Nedsferatu — Tue, 23 Nov 2004 16:06:10 +0000

New stylin’s, new site

last day at work

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:28:25 +0000

– Yay! It’s my last day at work!

last day at work: less likely

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:27:02 +0000

– Yay! It’s my last day at work

last day at work: more likely

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:24:43 +0000

– Yay! It’s my last day at work

spinning

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:24:00 +0000

– Mostly at work I kneel on my chair and turn around and around. The coworkers should find it funnier but the important this is I entertain myself.

tabs

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:23:21 +0000

– Ned! What the hell are you doing! Obsession turns to addiction when caught at work searching for aluminum can tabs.

puter time

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:22:34 +0000

– Ned! What the hell are you doing. PCI busin’, yo!

cubicle visitors

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:21:20 +0000

– Ned! What the hell are you doing! Why does it always feel like this!

sit and wait

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:20:04 +0000

– I sit for $12 per hour…oh! and I wait too

$

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:19:07 +0000

business casual

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:18:10 +0000

– I got dressed up for this!?

on thin ice

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:17:08 +0000

– Another typical day at the off ice

office work

Nedsferatu — Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:13:06 +0000

– Office work is awesome work

pepsi bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:12:05 +0000

corrective bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:10:57 +0000

swingline bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:09:11 +0000

kleenex bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:08:20 +0000

light bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:07:29 +0000

stickie bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:06:24 +0000

my cap bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:05:16 +0000

lana with b’s bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:03:25 +0000

splenda bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:02:21 +0000

tower bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:01:20 +0000

message bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:00:15 +0000

blood bat (1)

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:59:05 +0000

blood bat (2)

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:58:00 +0000

floppy bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:56:48 +0000

venn diagram bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:50:51 +0000

raincoat bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:30:00 +0000

bat bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:20:00 +0000

paper bat

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:10:00 +0000

bear bucket bats

Nedsferatu — Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:00:00 +0000

pepsi bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:00:04 +0000

correction bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:54:57 +0000

facial tissue bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:54:03 +0000

swingline bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:53:01 +0000

the dormant splenda bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:51:58 +0000

the following two images are of particular interest as they show how the dormant splenda bat, when startled, will react.

splenda bat in flight: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:50:34 +0000

the following two images are of particular interest as they show how the dormant splenda bat, when startled, will react.

end bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:36:46 +0000

*rare*

this image documents the very rare and illusive nature of some organisms in the species

mouse bat (two button): Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:34:18 +0000

*endangered*

this image documents the very rare and illusive nature of some organisms in the species

plug bat: Live!

Nedsferatu — Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:32:09 +0000

*Illusive*

this image documents the very rare and illusive nature of some organisms in the species