Ex-Bones

Tattooed on my Knuckles

Nedsferatu — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:00:08 +0000

<3 P M S

The MPAA

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:00:07 +0000

I heard that chick flick was rated rawr.

Logic

Nedsferatu — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:00:23 +0000

A does not affect B from P’ing on A

Buffet

Nedsferatu — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 07:00:30 +0000

buffet is french for chinese food.

Lesbians

Nedsferatu — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 07:00:54 +0000

That’s like throwing a hallway down a hallway!

Themos

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 07:00:59 +0000

can I borrow your thermos?

Drawings as bad as the jokes

Nedsferatu — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:00:50 +0000

…and these are my kids bob and suzy

Ow my glasses!

Nedsferatu — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:00:36 +0000

Ow my glasses!

Art Critics

Nedsferatu — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:00:47 +0000

Yes…I think it really speaks to the defense contractor in all of us.

Match dot com

Nedsferatu — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:00:03 +0000

I got more singles than match.com

World’s Best

Nedsferatu — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:00:03 +0000

World’s Best Coffee Mug Store!

Singles

Nedsferatu — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:00:12 +0000

I carry like a thousand singles on me at all times.

Golden Touch Urinal Supply Co.

Nedsferatu — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:00:08 +0000

Golden Touch Urinal Supply Co.

Sensei

Nedsferatu — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:00:06 +0000

Women think I’m sensei-tive.

Unicorns

Nedsferatu — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:00:10 +0000

Reading Trees

Nedsferatu — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:00:21 +0000

Save paper! Teach a tree to read!

Heels

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:00:06 +0000

Replace us!

Perfume

Nedsferatu — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:00:08 +0000

Men believe breasts naturally taste of rubbing alcohol

Pepper and Pearl Header

Nedsferatu — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:00:22 +0000

(test for Pepper and Pearl header)

Ex-Bones presents Pepper & and Mini Fish

Bruce for Pepper and Pearl

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:00:59 +0000

(test for Bruce of Pepper and Pearl)

Bruce

Orbital Breakup

Nedsferatu — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:00:41 +0000

It’s ok…I always sort of knew it wouldn’t work out. See, he was a Orbital I (1) person and I have always been more of a Orbital II (2) person myself.

Oh Please 2

Nedsferatu — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:00:02 +0000

Don’t sweat it, I’ll be as easy as pulling a shark scale off a dachshund

Oh Please 1

Nedsferatu — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:00:52 +0000

Oh please, that’s as easy as making pancakes on a hottray.

Pure Misogyny

Nedsferatu — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:00:05 +0000

Bring Me Mah Poems Woman!

Bringing Symphony Back

Nedsferatu — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:00:09 +0000

Justin Timberlake is bringing symphony back!

Jibba Jabba

Nedsferatu — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:00:01 +0000

Jibba Jabba, it’s what you ain’t got time for!

Pushups

Nedsferatu — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:00:36 +0000

Whenever I feel bad, I hug myself, and my guns comfort me.

Pearl Erection

Nedsferatu — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:00:21 +0000

(A test for pearl)

Oh no! I think I have an erection.

Billy Ocean

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:00:27 +0000

Billy Ocean “Chinese Firedrill”

Get Outta My Car, Get Into My Car

More Updates

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:45:25 +0000

Hi Y’all! Going to start up bi-weekly updates…which will be Wednesdays and Fridays…I’ve just decided. Be sure to sign up for the RSS Feed to stay up to date on all the fresh content on ex-bones.com.

So says Nedsferatu

The Original’s New Home

Nedsferatu — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 22:51:59 +0000

Ex-Bones the cartoon has found a new home.

Update:

All the ex-bones content has been migrated. Expect some new cartoons in the near future.

news 2007-05-01

Nedsferatu — Tue, 01 May 2007 17:42:50 +0000

happy may day. today there is a new dada picture book up on ex-bones called Ex-bones & Tyme. it is another collaboration project with Justynn Tyme.

All State

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:26:40 +0000

– Insurance Like a good neighbor we won’t walk around your building naked

bitches

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:24:32 +0000

– Dude, that bitch has sweet erogenous zones One time the force of my ejaculation killed a bitch

TP

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:22:39 +0000

– New! From Chantelle *tushy squeeze* feel the breeze! 100x Absorbant

renovations

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:21:02 +0000

grace under pressure

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:18:14 +0000

– Grace under pressure Oh Pressure!

news 2007-03-25

Nedsferatu — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 17:41:47 +0000

it has been a while but there is lots of new content up on ex-bones. there are five new drawings and a whole new series of drawings called Head Speaker Kashi Box. HSKB is a collaboration between myself and Justynn Tyme of DaDa Yow!. it is sort of a dada story book. that’s all for now…folks.

college town

Nedsferatu — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:59:30 +0000

– I know I live in a college town because when it rains everywhere I go smells like urine

thought bubble

Nedsferatu — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:57:38 +0000

– Is this thought bubble really neccessary?

stache

Nedsferatu — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 19:54:12 +0000

– Cafe hey you with the esspress mustache, time to go.

anti-smoking campaign

Nedsferatu — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:51:13 +0000

– Smoke Free Don’t Smoke because it is sooo delicious!

advertising

Nedsferatu — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:48:53 +0000

– Ok, so this next ad is about how frustrated young models use your product and then enjoy sexual success

banner ad cookies

Nedsferatu — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 19:46:28 +0000

– Oh denied! Delicious cookies Accept Deny

thanks a mill

Nedsferatu — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:44:47 +0000

– Thank you one million!

Good-friends Idol

Nedsferatu — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:43:16 +0000

– You suck! Oh fuck you! Ok my turn!

rawhide!

Nedsferatu — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:41:04 +0000

– Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’

push pull marketing

Nedsferatu — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:38:37 +0000

– Mace Eye Care 1 Hour Glasses

mirror in the bathroom

Nedsferatu — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:34:09 +0000

– I got caught again at work today making funny faces at myself in the bathroom mirror

party animal II

Nedsferatu — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 19:33:28 +0000

party animal I

Nedsferatu — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 19:31:30 +0000

commando line

Nedsferatu — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:26:52 +0000

– nedsferatu@ex-bones$ commandonline -1337
Password:
…welcome
nedsferatu@ex-bones$ grep awesomeness / | ex-bones.com
nedsferatu@ex-bones$ lynx ex-bones.com

the pick up line, the lie

Nedsferatu — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 19:25:01 +0000

– About last night…I didn’t really like your shoes.

Kelis

Nedsferatu — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 19:23:28 +0000

– Thank you! Uh…this next one is about yards and boys coming together through the power of my milkshake.

sexy hot

Nedsferatu — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:21:57 +0000

– Vulcans do it logically

a summertime PSA

Nedsferatu — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:19:07 +0000

– Friends are often more afraid of you than you are of them

new on def jam

Nedsferatu — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:35:19 +0000

– Psycho-Kriller

toilet partitions saved my life

Nedsferatu — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 18:33:50 +0000

– Shit! He locked it. We’re not very good hitmen are we.

the cage

Nedsferatu — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 18:31:48 +0000

click for larger image

point/counter-point II

Nedsferatu — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:29:55 +0000

– Point Counter-Point Poop is the gateway poop!

point/counter-point I

Nedsferatu — Wed, 12 Jul 2006 18:27:26 +0000

– Point Counter-point Poop is the gateway profanity.

for you, cable guy

Nedsferatu — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:25:32 +0000

– She call me Mr. Comcastic

lard a mercy

Nedsferatu — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:24:08 +0000

– Jah zombie originale

sneeze

Nedsferatu — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:22:43 +0000

– Hachu! oh whatever

arrested

Nedsferatu — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 18:20:59 +0000

– Officer, is that a agent of brutal state oppression or are you just happy to see me?

the new song I wrote by Devo

Nedsferatu — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:18:47 +0000

no relish action?

– I can’t get no samichfaction

drinkin’

Nedsferatu — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 18:17:14 +0000

– Where people be drinkin’ People be drunkin’

Snoop

Nedsferatu — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 18:16:09 +0000

– Drop it like it’s hot

ben folds

Nedsferatu — Fri, 23 Jun 2006 18:13:39 +0000

– 6am day after quaaludes I sit around and poop a lot

news 2006-06-22

Nedsferatu — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:40:54 +0000

EMAIL LIST: I set up a email updates service called Danzig on the Corpses Ashes. Sign up on the miscellaneous page. I have been sending ex-bones related emails to buddies of mine for a while now and thought i’d open it up to everybody. They’ll be approximately every other week and contain links and other funny stuff.

Hello Moto 10

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:17:18 +0000

– Moto VDKA

Hello Moto 9

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:16:09 +0000

– Moto STFU

Hello Moto 8

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:14:29 +0000

– Ow! I get it! they’re thin! Moto SLVR

Hello Moto 7

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:13:12 +0000

– Ahhah! Moto RAZR

Hello Moto 6

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:11:11 +0000

– Moto PRZL

Hello Moto 5

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:10:03 +0000

– Moto PMPL

Hello Moto 4

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:08:40 +0000

– Moto MHWK

Hello Moto 3

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:06:45 +0000

– Moto KLGN

Hello Moto 2

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:05:19 +0000

– Moto HLMT

Hello Moto 1

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:04:13 +0000

– Moto DLDO

Hello Moto 0

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 20:01:28 +0000

– Moto BRGR

news 2006-06-20

Nedsferatu — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:40:08 +0000

Tomorrow will be the release of an entire series of drawings (other series include: at the office, the bat wing series and the cast series). This will make up for three months of no new ex-bones by overloading your system and putting you into an ex-bones coma.

Market Anarchy bat

Nedsferatu — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 18:11:44 +0000

clubbin’

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:09:08 +0000

– I hate it when I come home from the club and my ashtray smells like an ashtray

news 2006-06-16

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:39:32 +0000

New drawings will be going up over the next few weeks (check for updates every monday, wednesday and friday) and if i’m feeling fancy I may put some new merchandise

Congratulations Mr. Cruise!

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 18:06:49 +0000

– If I were a thetan I would get the hell out of tom cruise. Let’s go to the zoo

immigrant

Nedsferatu — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:05:18 +0000

– Oh my god! I’m so relieved! He’s not in a cult, he’s just an immigrant

lunch time

Nedsferatu — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:04:01 +0000

– Oh it’s on Mr. Sammich!

threedollars dot com

Nedsferatu — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:02:35 +0000

– I made $3 on the internet

in Chicago, it’s the EL

Nedsferatu — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 18:00:36 +0000

– Not new: Sleeping on the subway New: Drool

childhood trauma

Nedsferatu — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 17:58:38 +0000

it’s alive

Nedsferatu — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 17:48:50 +0000

click for animation

lord dog, a super hero

Nedsferatu — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:53:32 +0000

– Dog of power dog of might

a valentine’s day truffle

Nedsferatu — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 17:51:08 +0000

– It may be our day of holocaust but we find peace and justice in knowing just how fattening we are.

peeking in my monitor

Nedsferatu — Fri, 10 Feb 2006 17:46:08 +0000

– When you look through your screen at me like that, I tell you everything

my first business cards 2

Nedsferatu — Wed, 08 Feb 2006 17:43:16 +0000

The honeymoon period is over.

– I could only fit the first hundred in my wallet. I carry the other four hundred in my underwear.

my first business cards

Nedsferatu — Mon, 06 Feb 2006 17:41:31 +0000

– So that’s what I do.

a tender moment

Nedsferatu — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 17:39:30 +0000

– I am a delicate being

happy easter!

Nedsferatu — Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:37:43 +0000

– Fuck eggs

diss

Nedsferatu — Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:22:43 +0000

– Heyo!

finding the gay gene

Nedsferatu — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:19:29 +0000

– Hi Guys!

plumbing

Nedsferatu — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 13:17:58 +0000

– Water pressure 1 me 0

riding the subway

Nedsferatu — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:14:30 +0000

– Subway car hugging zone #374-6C

news 2006-01-18

Nedsferatu — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 17:38:56 +0000

New Drawings begin next week. They must be good since they took me three months to draw.

news 2006-01-16

Nedsferatu — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 17:37:30 +0000

You May Have Noticed the lack of updates in the past few months. I stopped drawing new comics slightly before ex-bones turned 1 years old. In a surprising twist, the traffic to the site has been increasing dramatically since then. A few drawings have been making their rounds of MySpace and LiveJournal. Because of people stealing my bandwidth without crediting the site, I recently added “ex-bones.com” to all of the images. Ex-Bones has always been a very personal project for me. Can you expect more drawings in the future? That is definite. Will there be regular postings in the future? If I knew, I’d tell you. Thanks for the support.

breakfast cereal

Nedsferatu — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 13:12:33 +0000

– I am going to get inside you! Museli

top five lists

Nedsferatu — Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:11:05 +0000

– Top five things to do right now: 5.

cowboys

Nedsferatu — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:07:55 +0000

– and they call me “crazy-guy-in-the-afternoon”!

stand up

Nedsferatu — Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:52:35 +0000

– haha that stand-up comic is sooo outrageous!

news 2005-10-13

Nedsferatu — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 17:36:38 +0000

Hiatus. Sorry for the lack of ex-bones this week. The recent lack of consistency is mostly do to the lack of an ex-bones scanner. Drawings will resume tomorrow.

J-Kwon

Nedsferatu — Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:49:02 +0000

ex-bones is behind the times. a nation turns it’s lonely eyes to you, J-Kwon

– Nur body in da club goin’ home

knowledge is power

Nedsferatu — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:45:53 +0000

– Knowledge is power Circuvalate Papillae Papillae Bitter Salty Sour Sweet

fine wine

Nedsferatu — Sat, 01 Oct 2005 01:43:27 +0000

– Annual Premiere Fine Wine Tasting The World’s 5,000 Finest Wines $1,500 per person $10 Bong Rental

products that should have been

Nedsferatu — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:40:17 +0000

– Schlitz Canned Whiskey 12oz.

oppossum takes an early lead

Nedsferatu — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:33:34 +0000

– Scared to death me 2 opossum 0

got mustache

Nedsferatu — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:37:57 +0000

– Cafe Hey you with the esspresso mustache, time to go.

news 2005-09-26

Nedsferatu — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 17:35:43 +0000

TARDY. today’s drawing was late. the next week and a half will not be. buy a shirt.

this just in

Nedsferatu — Wed, 21 Sep 2005 23:01:21 +0000

– The world’s two most deadliest poops are smelly

pet shop

Nedsferatu — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 22:59:56 +0000

– Pet Shop It’s cute but does it poop…and how much

i eat a lot

Nedsferatu — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 22:58:05 +0000

– 1. Shelf 2. Belly

hardware

Nedsferatu — Wed, 14 Sep 2005 22:55:31 +0000

– While you are here! Do you need?! Caulk?! Hardware Store

hurt feelings

Nedsferatu — Mon, 12 Sep 2005 22:53:39 +0000

pazooka bob

Nedsferatu — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 22:49:12 +0000

– Pazooka Bob & Company Meanwhile: Why so glum, pazooka bob? Last week, my grandma went to doggy heaven

jackie chan

Nedsferatu — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 22:45:48 +0000

– You think you’re a big man, Jackie Chan. I twist your arm so hard it come off

bitter woman on plane (III)

Nedsferatu — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 22:41:21 +0000

– You know, those are just going to die and so is she!

news 2005-09-01

Nedsferatu — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:34:32 +0000

Links: Both Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and Cow Punch (both featured in the links section) are updating again.

Air Force Museum (II)

Nedsferatu — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:38:17 +0000

– Airplane museum now with 70% more plane kebabs

news 2005-08-31

Nedsferatu — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:31:51 +0000

Ex-Bones: now with 100% more Plane Kebabs.

trip to ohio (I)

Nedsferatu — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:35:56 +0000

– Ohio: Why wouldn’t you have a pontoon boat factory in the middle of a cornfield

now a message from our tucan

Nedsferatu — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:32:39 +0000

– You can too

news 2005-08-24

Nedsferatu — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:30:16 +0000

Movie: The First Ex-Bones Movie: “Last of Cast” is available today. Just a warning: the sound level is very high. Consider yourself warned.

Last of Cast

Nedsferatu — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:47:55 +0000

Last of Cast Movie
Warning: very loud

fine dining

Nedsferatu — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 22:30:42 +0000

– I ate at so many fine restaurants yesterday, I don’t even know which one gave me food poisoning.

Belly Button Bunnies

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 22:28:25 +0000

– Get Tested

news 2005-08-19

Nedsferatu — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 17:29:19 +0000

Store: exciting news for Ex-bones Merchandise. I just opened an Ex-bones Spreadshirt Store, which means more designs, more sizes, more colors, all for a good price. Go to the new store directly or go to the merchandise section for a link.